A man entirely made of cuteness and charisma.
(Source: downeyist, via scarlettsbutt)
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:
(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:
(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:
(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:
(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
(Source: menorahmajora, via snowpikachu)
(Source: solsticeretouch, via daysnight)
-knock knock.
—who’s there?
-freedom.
freedom would never knock
freedom rings
And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.
If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.
eagle sold separately
*Some restrictions apply.
batteries not included
limited time offer
side effects may include liberty and justice for all
this entire country is crazy.
(via bertibottsbeans)
